January 2011
That asian guy woke up
Everyone started cheering.
The first word he says:
“It’s Carlos’s Birthday! We have to keep going!”
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OH MY GOD.
some one just stormed into the room where he is shouting “TIM, WAKE THE FUCK UP!”
o________o
That's why you don't try to out-drink Mexicans.
Took on more than he can chew.
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Just here...listening to music...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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Hip Hop
Pop
Metal
Latin
Rock
Techno (On X)
Follow Now | Get Wasted
ninjapreez asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgK3q7Ht_Ho&feature=fvhl
this is you.
this is you.
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Adrien tripped me today.
All of my friends mobbed around him and started kicking his ass.
it was glorious.
Then, he thought I was gonna give him an apologetic hug,
so I kicked him in the shins.
Then, after school, I was gonna give him a hug,
but then I kicked him in the shins.
glorious day.
When God gives you AIDS, make lemonAIDS.
My car is fixed! The suspension is gonna break...
Since I haven’t been working during rainy season, I ended up living off savings instead of whatever is left over.
I also replaced the carpet for hardwood flooring, put lights in and painted it.
this and the first part of fixing my car left me with a little less than $150 dollars to my name.
Now i gotta buy like 3 parts and pay someone to fix it. Luckily I know someone in everything, so...
El microfono - instituto Mexicano de Sonido
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Reasons why Eness can never be forgiven
thethorninyourside:
getdamemo:
She traded me cookies for a hardboiled egg
the egg was not properly cooked
she ate my cookies
ill kill you
not if i kill you first with salmonella from a delicious (yet mysteriously undercooked) egg breakfast buffet. ;)
ohhh that sounds delicious! :D
Reasons why Eness can never be forgiven
She traded me cookies for a hardboiled egg
the egg was not properly cooked
she ate my cookies
ill kill you
Anonymous asked: it was anon because you said you like anons ^
Mason didn't like the name birthday
“Why?
no wait, what I meant to say is
NO.”
Jemima is the greatest name for a male bird.
THE BEST.
Ideas for future bird names
General names:
Birthday
lunch
plunger
if it’s a girl:
Genghis
Celery
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Cornbreesha
muffin top
if it’s a boy:
Jemima
bubbles
eucalyptus
Francene
fish
“We need to teach our kids that it is not just the winner of the Superbowl who...”
– Barack Obama at tonight’s State of the Union. (via ninjapreez)
Anonymous asked: http://getdamemo.tumblr.com/post/2937588245
I HAVE A DREAM...INSIDE A DREAM...INSIDE A DREAM...INSIDE A DREAM
I HAVE A DREAM...INSIDE A DREAM...INSIDE A DREAM...INSIDE A DREAM
“I do like to have sex with other men. Anal sex. Anal sex with other men.”
– Justin Bieber (via harlequinfetus)
if you can afford to be on tumblr, you can afford...
lozzypops:
atchka:
thegrrlwonder:
fuckyealiz:
deliciouslysubversive:
splatterdick:
prettyjane:
and thats all im gonna say..
What?! So, I can afford to be vegan cos my mother pays the cable bill?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?
ACTUALLY NO
Fuck “afford” to be a vegan.
I DON’T WANT TO BE A FUCKING VEGAN!!!
You’re a vegan? Great. Good for you. Pat on the back. You’re a supreme...
